I, like many men have seem this idea that when a man have sex a lot, it's good, but when a woman does, it's bad because: A key that fits into many locks is good, and a lock that is open by many keys is not. Now at first glance this is kinda funny and for the men who want to be that key it sounds like the right idea. Don't worry I'm was one of them. But if you take just a second to think about it there are two big problems.
1: Humans are not keys/keyholes. I feel a bit weird saying this but it's true. and stabbing a guy with a key will not give you his wallet...sadly.
2: Humans don't work like keys/key holes. So any idea that you can compare one to the other and get an idea worth sharing with the world is wrong. We are not keys, we are people. Is this like hard to understand?
Also key holes have sex plenty...what the fuck am I talking about? Okay look here is a better analogy for you: Sex is like a drug; Doing it too much is bad, but too much is different for everyone. So fuck responsively.

Bagel+Cream cheese+ Nutella= Greatness

Writers block

I made this blog because I think up funny things and put them on facebook a lot for people to see, I thought why not put them here. Well because most of it is short stuff and a blog is kinda for long post, also this blog is not about me it's about the information and ideas I can give out. So no personal stuff. With all that in mind i have found it hard to think of things to put on here so I will most likely but be posting new stuff all that often. "But" you may ask. "Arthur I love you, you are a god to me and I can't live with out you spreading your great knowledge, what can I do?" Well glad you ask, you see if you tell me (best way is facebook message) that you would like me to talk about some/any topic you want. Problems you are having, what should I do if questions, want to know my take on something, or anything else. Just tell me, although I am a busy man I could never neglect my fans.

quote#1

"Mother  fucker"
~ Samuel L Jackson
[Every motherfucking day]

Pants

My pants keep falling down, maybe i should tie them.

Avatar spec

For a long time adults have put little nods for other adults to see while they are watching a kids show for what ever reason, sometimes just for the creators own amusement. Nowhere has this been seen more then in My little pony: friendship is magic. Now like in that show the creators have made internet nods such as derpy the pony. But i am not here to talk about My little pony. (sadly) No today I am going to talk about Avatar: the legend of korra, and how they may have been a bit too blatant with their nod. For those who don't know the show; go watch it, now! Anyhow the big bad guy of the show is named Amon. He wears a painted mask, runs an underground organization, and might just have the same attitude of one of the Internets favorite man, person, people: Anonymous I mean look at the god dame guy foxs mask, that alone made me think of him. His new world order and underground organization are just icing on the cake. If you still don't believe me, just look at the bloody sticking name; Amon. Change the M to a N and you have Anon it's right there, in our faces!
Am I the only one who saw this. Is the whole world blind!

Is good bad? Well no but, just read.

It could be just me but does good thing effect you more longer and kinda worse then bad thing. Let me explain: When something bad happens for a while a feel bad/sad/etc but after a while; less then a day my mind is clear. It is clear because I know that feeling bad or worrying about it won't help and also to think of something to make it right. But when something good, or more great happens, I am gitty/happy and can't think of anything else but how great what just happened was, even after a few days. It's hard to work on other things. So for me at lest, I am productively worse when something good happens to me, then day.

Little tips#1

Here is  little tip: this works best at a fast food place or a bar but should worst most places. When you order a drink ask for no ice, why you may ask? well the person giving you the drink must always full the cup or glass to the top, but the ice lets them cheat a bit because the ice fulls up most of the glass. you will be shocked to see how must drink you have after asking for no ice.

I just finished making this thing look at bit cooler, and would like to know what you think, please comment on here so i can change, not change....OK just not change what comes to mind.

Personal horoscope

This is a new thing I am trying where I write my own horoscope for a day/week that already happened, so it will be true.
4/27: new things bode well for you.

The start

Hello this blog is made by me; Arthur Saint Velwest. because of pressure, something I do not care for unless done right;; like with roller coasters. This blog is like god: it will only be here if people believe in/care about it. Also it's all powerful and if you listen to it you are a better person.
So spread the word, I know i will.